Windows 7 party with seven 7×7 In-N-Out burgers
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009
SmugMug’s Craig Meakin downs a 7×7 for Windows 7 by Chris MacAskill
First, let me preface this by saying this is a great way to kill yourself, and that I rarely eat meat or cheese, let alone 7 patties and 7 slices. Please go read this book and this one if you’d like to know how I stay skinny, healthy, cancer- and heart-disease free. Except when Windows 7 isn’t driving our company mentally insane.
So our Windows 7 copies arrived today, and some moron (my brother) decided that SmugMug needed to have a Windows 7 launch party like everyone else in the world. Except unlike everyone else in the world, we needed to eat 7×7s at In-N-Out Burger. (Yes, that’s 7 beef patties and 7 slices of cheese on each burger). And we needed 7 of them, which meant seven Smuggies.
So with the Birthday Boy (a copy of Windows 7) in hand, off we went to In-N-Out. Dude taking our order explained they no longer make 7×7s (we’ve ordered larger in the past, I’ve seen photos of 100×100s), and that 4×4s were as large as they could go. We begged and pleaded, then called In-N-Out corporate HQ for special dispensation. No such luck – 4×4s are the max from on-high.
SmugMug builds their own 7×7 burgers at In-N-Out by Chris MacAskill
That’s ok, we can do math. 7 4×4s + 7 3×3s, plus a little manual dexterity, and we had accomplished our unholy feat: Windows 7 with seven 7×7 burgers. Better yet, 5 of us actually managed to eat the whole thing. (I even ate all 4 buns, alone among our triumphant victors).
Seven SmugMugs eat seven 7×7 burgers at In-N-Out for Windows 7 by Chris MacAskill
Whew.
The seven 7×7s race is on! by Chris MacAskill
Welcome to the world, Windows 7!
SmugMug’s Craig Meakin is in it to win it! by Chris MacAskill
Now, O Wondrous Wizard of Windows, can you please tell Internet Explorer 8 to get with the program? It *really* needs a speed boost, support for rounded corners plus gradients, and by all means, JPEG/GIF/PNG favicons! Thanks!




